And I don't like Green Eggs and Ham. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. (Girls are about to cut hair off for charity) Will: You can't do that. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. Cause I can play. So Im going to leave the obviously iconic, emotional, perfect moments to the people who have lived with this show, this character, and Nayas singular performance for years. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. favorite Santana quote. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Santana: I wish you'd hold my hand. And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. Santana: The man who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother and when the police came they left the whole place like wide open. She's dating Jesse. Im gonna be an outsider my whole life. It means your boyfriend is full of crap, Hobbit. of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and Santana: Yeah, totally. But you know what? [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. But Santana was too bright, too once-in-a-lifetime, and Naya Rivera worked too hard at her career for far too long, taking bit commercials and one-off guest stars since she was a child, for this not to be her moment. And maybe that wouldve been more tolerable if the episode centered her feelings instead of Finns. Santana: No! We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! Santana: What if I broke that pact, huh? I may actually be dead right now. ". Santana to Rachel about her opening night, Opening Night. Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. You? Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? I came out as a lesbian around the time Glee started, but as Glee went on and I loved it more and more (until I didnt, but thats beside the point), I also came out as a huge and utter nerd. I did. [points at Rachel] Finn: I said I thought you were great. Naya Rivera, who played Glee's resident mean girl Santana Lopez, recently spilled some tea in her new book Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. Santana: I'm 25. Wrong-Flower Leprechaun, starring a young Jen Aniston, is my favorite movie. He literally just said that. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. Her hair pulled to one side. Usual estimated time is between three to eight minutes. You look a little Jewish, right Rachel? I just want you. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Would be glad if someone could prove me wrong, but our queer womens stories being told explicitly on TV and film is so young that Naya, as far as I can think, is the first actress who played gay in a big way to die. Some of it was mean-funny and her delivery there was always effortless. We all know it was Puck. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. was probably my favorite moment. She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. Marley: Why are you going through my bag? I mean, just because I hate everybody doesnt mean they have to hate me too, she cries. Come on, Quinn. Naya absolutely slayed that scene and it has stuck with me ever since. You are the unicorn. Thank you, Finn, especially. ". Unless you got yourself knocked up again. People dont always evolve, sometimes they just change. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. I understand. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. I had such a crush on her, and the way she spoke made me feel okay about having a fun, silly crush like the ones my friends had on male celebrities. Finn's cute too. And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. Santana: You should be our nations president. The entire rest of the verse Naya Rivera performs as a monologue in song. That's what I thought, right? Ooh la la, Rachel Berry in a towel. (Listen! Santana: I don't know. Finn: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down? Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? Like a sad little panda. Of Santana. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. Just admit it! I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Okay, wait hold up! With boys, it was about doing it but also about what doing it said about me and what I said about it. (Claps). Im forever grateful that Glee didnt sidestep that. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her. Ive found myself revisiting this clip more than any other this past week. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? She looks to Brittany, she remembers their dreams that came true and then the rumors have it that ruined them all. And he meant it. Brittany: OK. Puck's super fine. But then well, Ill let her speak for herself: Thank you, guys. It changed my life as it unfolded. His hair's already starting to grow back. Hi DM! Quinn: (scoffs) Whatever. Brittany: Yeah, he's from Ireland. If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. Quinn: I'm flattered Santana, but I'm not really that into that.Santana: No, no I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about a haircut. Brittany: That Sour Patch Kids are gummy bears that turn into drugs? Its layers upon layers of ridiculousness, but brilliantly so. Santana: [smiles but then looks around] But, like, under a napkin. Santana: Yes, we can. And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. Kurt: Can we talk about the giant elephant in the room? (At the beginning of this year) I hated everyone in this club. Brittany: Really? I accept that about you. You know, I just wanted to say that, I thought that you blew that song outta the water, and, totally nailed the assignment. But I only watched it for Naya Rivera as Santana. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. We talk about how Naya Rivera could deliver one of those relentless Glee monologues like no one else (true) and that the power and beauty of her voice is uncontested (also true) but Naya made Santana the funniest character on that show, hands-down. Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. She was so committed. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). I cant hear this song without thinking of the dozens of slow-mo gif sets circulating on Tumblr of Brittany and Santana circling each other, and I also cant hear it without breaking out in chills all over my body, from my toes to my brain. Two choices: you stay here and I crack one of your nuts,right or left, that's your choice, or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. It was resolution. (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? Maybe Blaine didn't wanna be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile, or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. I feel like Michelle Obama. I'm getting that stinky panic sweat under my boobs. Sometimes you hear it on the loudspeakers at Home Goods and feel like complaining to the manager for inappropriate context, but when its on in your car or at a party or a club its exhilarating and obviously very topical. No one gives a damn about you. You know what, this is not- Hey honeys, it's not a Big Red commercial. You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. Naya, girl, Im just so sorry. I love you. Don't you have any wishes that you really want to come true? Palatable. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves:' the finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. This is embarrassing. How could Brody give all that up? I'm a beautiful person. The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. In doing so, they revealed a rarely-discussed but entirely valid coming out narrative. I've had mono so many times it turned into stereo. Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening. Who cares if he's terrified of banks? Santana and Puck imitating Finn and Rachel, The Substitute. It sucked. Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. Or maybe i, of the gay rights movement every time you so much as coo, cheese together or farted. Rachel, Santana, and Kurt were joined on the North Pole setting by four little. Less than six months after the Rumors episode of Glee aired, my cousin got married. Brittany: Not really. I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Santana: You wanna have a duel? For me, she really was the true star of that show. So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. Maybe that has something to do with it. Thanks for this, TV team it feels much needed. This is toned down. I just had to say that honestly, in complete transparency, its actually just mostly stressful when this happens, If its any consolation, High Art would also be on my personal top 50. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. Im officially over it. I've been keeping a notebook just in case this day ever came: Welcome back Lisa Rinna, I've missed you so much since your family packed their bags, loaded them in your mouth and skipped town. Santana: No, not really. Stream Another Quinn Fabray Monologue. No! Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. Because I have all of these feelings. No me gusta! I mean, after Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! I wants on them froggy lips, and I wants on them now. The pride flags left at her memorial at Lake Piru that say Thank you Naya splintered my heart all over again. If Santana Lopez, this small mouthy teenager could be brave enough to stop the war inside her then maybe, just maybe, then I could be brave enough, too. Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. Scratch that, we can be the Boss Bitch. Also I don't think she was cruel with that rant like some of her others. Theyre getting off work just as the sun is coming up, because this is a Beatles-themed episode and someone needed to sing Here Comes the Sun. And also because its really adorable and romantic. I have been LWs gf and, This podcast is one of my best friends. It might say somewhere too that she didn't want to do it. Have something you want to. Can that possibly be true? Olsen Twins, let me tell you something. Every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork. Rory: You're skinny like all the crops failed on your family's farm. Santana, about Quinn and Finn, Silly Love Songs. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. I want bling; I cant be any more specific than that. You know, we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. [Will writes "SEXY" on the board.] It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. I'm pretty sure too. So have fun at your Im a victim party acting like youre not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from Hell, Brit and I are gay and Mercedes is black, so kicking us out would be a hate crime. And we'd like more please. I have rage. Sweet. Im sorry. Rachel: Glad that you found your corner of the sky, Santana. I am forever grateful that Naya pushed for the storyline to be more than it was intended to be. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). She has a family! What Naya Rivera did to transform Fleetwood Macs Songbird is nothing short of magic. 13- Glee, Finn Hudson 14- Glee, Rachel Berry 15- Glee, Sue Sylvester . And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Did professor Patches teach you that one in between quickies on his office couch? Puck: We all know why we're here. aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex You're what we call a "late in life gay." Puck: I'm Finn Hudson, I'm quarterback of the football team. We wont. Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? Santana calling Rachel a 'selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell' in the prom rant is perhaps the most accurate statement from the entire show. In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. I was thinking, we should go out, just you and me. Whoa, stop right there. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. I always go to the yelling place. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino. NOTE: The following is a transcription of the extended director's cut from the S1 DVD, which includes several scenes not seen in the original aired version. I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. Rachel:Ok You know what Santana, Finn is in great shape and your meanness just highlights your own personal insecurities. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . What would you do? Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. I've been dry heaving all weekend. Gunther: I take this! I think about that scene all the time. I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. And that includes your little hand jive, that to me looked more like a hand j, Santana to Quinn about Kitty, Thanksgiving. obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Sebastian: Everyone else clear out, I dont want you to see me make a girl cry. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. Santana: Y-you think that Great Gazoo kid is a leprechaun? Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. I was one of my favs at the time. Brittany: God, I'm so sad. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! How did that marriage work out for you. As we did, of course, we shared with each other over and over how her portrayal of Santana Lopez also changed our worlds. Maybe in junior college. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . I was such a great fan of Glee. I am a thousand percent sure that Im actually going to be famous, just like Im a thousand percent sure that our man-child piano player keeps a petite Eurasian locked in a trunk underneath his bed. I should know, I slept with you. And Santana! Normally you dress like a fantasy of a perverted Japanese business man with a very dark specific fetish but I actually dig this look. I'm in no rush to get back to Kentucky. Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. You are not playing Yente the lesbian match maker. Yeah, I mean, who knows? We wouldve had a whole week of songs about it. No, kiss me! Youre not doing that annoying half smirk as much as you used to, but youre still an idiot. It was such an impactful moment in my life, despite not being particularly relevant to the plot of the show. Santana slaps Finn, Santana, Finn, Rachel and Will, Mash Off, When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. To be honest, I dont know if I wouldve done it if it hadnt been for the smallest detail, sort of blurred in the background, almost off frame theres not a single recap that Ive ever read that includes it, but theres a Dominican flag on Abuelitas refrigerator. Some of them are shared by many of us, and probably by you too. Santana's entire monologue as she forms a dastardly scheme to get back Brittany. It was invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope. She looked like Pippi Longstocking, but like, Israeli. me and the girls hate the Kurt rant. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. Your bizarre, psychosexual obsession with that Glee Club was disturbing from the first moment you stalked a nude student in the showers. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. How incredibly lucky I was to grow up with this story. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. A way to stir shit up, often with Brittany by her side. Santana leaves it all at Brittanys feet in that choir room, and so did Naya. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. Santana as Mrs. Claus to the Kids, Previously Unaired Christmas. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Just with bigger stakes. Tons, just all up in there. I never understood why, why any girl would choose a stupid boy. Until, like Santana, I did. Kurt: One: Rachel is beautiful. It's the best part of my day, okay? I love Santanas relationship with Brittany because obviously Brittana 4 Ever, but I also love how Santana is able to be vulnerable with Brittany in a way she wouldnt be with anyone else. He was rude, patronising, and racist. For more information, please see our You're not fat. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. But there are some smaller moments that I think are really worth remembering. Thank you, Naya, for all of the knockout moments you gave us. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someo, obsession with old people that causes you to sk, you drape yourself on every piano you happen p, one with. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Im just as talented as Mercedes, Boy Chang, Berry or Lady Hummel. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . Artie: We assumed it was you. [voiceover] Holy sweet hell! But Glee encouraged me to let me freak flag fly, and so I did. They don't care. Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . I want you to know me, who I really am. Our TV Team has spent the last two weeks reliving some of our favorite moments from Naya Riveras world-changing work on Glee. Blaine's handsome brother said it best: college is a waste of time. Did Naya adlib? They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? TINA: That's extraordinarily racist. I was thinking the same thing and I think youre right. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Rory: Whoa. you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. Santana: Well, that's why I brought you here, to cheer you up. Santana: Hottest guys in school. Santana: And that's bad because? Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. But I gots to say I finally feel like I have found my people. Its safe to say that she died too young, and too sad. You know what? Finn: Will you talk to me this time? Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. She never shrank back in the face of adversity or bullying or toxic masculinity or misused authority. (slaps Quinn across face) Quinn: You can't hit me! Those scenes are not in this transcript. Santana: Sex is not dating. That would wreck her. When it comes on you scream and you jump and you dance like a kid to this timeless and utterly perfect pop song. We miss you. if you tried hard enough you could suck a babys head. The small breath-hold moment of hope, and her heart shattering before our very eyes. It's like, the best deal ever. Admit you put something in that slushie, what was it, huh, glass, asphalt? #filmacting didnt work out because youre a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Okay! (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. Ill always remember Naya happy. Thank you Santana, and most of all, thank you Naya. On Shameless, when Fiona told Monica about how she has raised all of her siblings. No Brittany, you have no idea what it's like out there in the real world. And Finn deserved the slap in the face Santana jumped off the stage and gave him at the end of the performance. Lesbians dont have to be saintly to be fawned over on primetime television in homes across America. Sam: I'm Sam. And like Santana, I was so tired. How about we just get you an IPad.. you can't even get porn on whatever you just asked for. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. So thank you, Naya. I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. Now all we have to do is send this tape to the po-po and that little bitchlet is headed to juvie, Santana to New Directions about Sebastian, Michael, This isnt violent, this is clever. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, 'You know what, I don't wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. This is so sad. I dont want to fight anymore. I mean, after all, that's why it didn't work out with you and Blaine, right? I loved seeing Santana succeed. I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. Yay. Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? Aren't you were paying. Contents 1 Season One 1.1 Showmance 1.2 The Rhodes Not Taken 1.3 Vitamin D 1.4 Wheels 1.5 Hairography 1.6 Sectionals 1.7 Hell-O 1.8 The Power of Madonna Rachel: Oooh. We had Glee watching parties in my dorm, and I would stay up late replaying Brittana scenes from YouTube hoping my roommate wouldnt notice. Its where we fell in love, where I could say things with music, when words just werent enough. The writers largely failed Santana in the later seasons, but her brief romance with Demi Lovatos Dani was the exception. I mean, if I was made out of plastic, I'd be scared of a lot of things too; open flames, barbeques, but then, I found this!This is a pager, my friends. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. This is our SONG. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. Santana: I really hope that's not one of the requirements for Regionals because with Berry and those tights, we don't stand a chance. It remains poignantly jarring in its specificity and its place in the great cannon of Television Coming Out Scenes. Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. Is that an aspect of why this moment feels so awful because this is the first time were learning how to mourn this particular sort of loss? Kurts coming out was a wish fulfillment fantasy for cis white gay men everywhere, but Santana is forced to suffer. And two, they grant wishes. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. And Santana was not that. Were almost ten years later and Ill never forget her cadence as she says it, the hurt that flashes across her face. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. Why are we playing this game? I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. What is this, hmm? And not just because you can unlock your humongous jaw and swallow him whole like a python. Santana: Sexy texting, seriously what era are you from? Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! No one gets it. You know what happens in Lima Heights Adjacent? I think that dwarf girlfriend of his is dragging down his rep. Go. Santana: Why, cause that look was last season? Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] That something is really bad; not for its severity but because of its unfamiliarity. Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. 1x01 - Pilot. Santana: I don't really talk during. Homeless will be homeless for a while, that's sort of the problem. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. Holy crap. Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. I loved Buffy growing up, but I quickly learned that not everyone was into cheesy sci-fi, and nerd wasnt exactly a badge of honor in the 90s/early 2000s, so I only mentioned Buffy to people who mentioned it to me first. And while coming to terms with her sexuality and feelings for Brittany certainly softened her and always and especially with Brittany herself it never weakened her resolve or ability to deliver a devastating verbal barb with the precision of an assassin. Oh please. or someone who doesnt dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dicks more Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). Tina: Pretty much. Lord of the bling. When Santana and Brittany take her song and flip the pronouns and wear the slinky tube dresses and wrap their curled hair in big bows and it rains glitter and are surrounded by cheerleaders, one of whom has a very alternative lifestyle haircut, and they want to dance with each other? We know. So, this for you Hudson. Like that whole top row. If I'm going to be paying a third of the rent, I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space. Its not actually the worst obviously but to follow up the remarkable Mash Up with an episode called I Kissed a Girl that turned out to be this felt cruel. Investigating the mystery of God-could-you-be-more-annoying? Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. Rachel: Brody is in the shower. Unmatched sass and the best . You finally got an okay haircut. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? Rachel: Okay, wait. Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. Santana. Youve seen hurricanes on the news, in movies, read about them in school. And thats a true story, too. The second could be anything. I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. Wait was that supposed to say lesbian? Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? Santana: Now get out of my way please, afores I ends you. Please. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. If its not, well, I dont even know. Also, honestly, Santana would still be getting royalties off that thing. She's blond and awesome and so smart. Can I talk to you for a second? I dont know how! I mean, that special place where she lives? Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". The way shes afraid to look up off the floor and into the choir room. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. It was the beginning of a long journey to accepting my nerdiness, to embracing my inner geek, to being passionate about what I love, even if not everyone in my life will understand or even support it. They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. Wow. Kurt I took what you said to heart, and I thought long and hard about it, and it occurred to me that you may have a point. Though I don't know whose toxic vagina would need that much of that stuff, I mean if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery. Perhaps youve read them, even. We have to keep Finn wet before we roll him back to sea. We can be the bitch. Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. As Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera beat odds, and she changed any previously conceived scripts about who people would care about in a mainstream teen dramedy they could care just as much about the Latina lesbian as they would about the white heterosexual leads. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. Santana: Nobody ever tells you anything because A) Your a blabbermouth and B) We all just pretend to like you. The tight clasped hug that comes after, holding on to her best friend for dear life because everything around them is changing and they are each others only certainty. You got a BOOB JOB. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. I just see someone who I may or may not have to destroy.So if you ever tell me what to do I will END you! And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. Finn: The whole school already knows. Unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset. Escucha! Will: [stands up] Santana. You are a beautiful person. You're gonna be okay. Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. Santana: You are so cool. I know its controversial and, look, Brittana forever obviously but Quinn and Santanas hook-up in season four made so much sense to me. Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? Follow them on Twitter! The first is horrible but predictable. I call her Snix. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) Not to mention that the whole setup for the number is Santana defending Blaine. Heres whats gonna go down. While as amazing she was at delivering the zingers, she was equally as talented at delivering the tender soft spoken line that would often lead to tears. the glee fandom was my solace during one of the lowest points in my life, and its so hard to articulate just how massive of an impact Naya as Santana had on me, on my friends, on lesbian representation on television as a whole, to people who didnt experience it or who arent part of the lgbtq+ community. I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit. When listening to it and watching the scene I dont even realize that Naya has such a small part because her presence is the strongest there. Santana: That is the lamest thing I didn't understand a word of. Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. Finn: No she's not. I will never understand why these things happen. She was unapologetic ambition and talent. My chest was squeezed so tight I could barely breathe and I felt like I was watching it from outside my body. Just think about it. Her off white blouse. I mean I am, just not now. Quinn: Emily Stark. Felt Santanas pain and love and vulnerability so much, it was just so raw, so real and so genuine. Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Nah na na let me tell you how its gon be if I may..when I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when Im done with the ostrich eggs Im smuggling in my bra. Glee is very concerned with this idea of the underdog. And Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel are the shows most prominent underdogs. Within the Glee canon, Dont Rain on My Parade is iconically Rachel Berrys and I dont think it takes anything away from Lea Michele or her star character to say the truth she was designed, from the first line of the pilot episode, to be the sun around which Glee revolved and as Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera was expected to be a featured extra some hot bitch to snide behind Quinn Fabray. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. I like how you guys pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all your stuff you're offended. - Studocu Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when presenting their solo performance glee written ryan murphy santana: maybe brittany and DismissTry Ask an Expert Ask an Expert Sign inRegister Sign inRegister Home Santana: It's just that I'm really happy. Sue: You lodged a complaint about my teaching tactics with Principal Figgins possibly derailing my bid for ten-year just as I'm trying to have a baby. And you know what? I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. Cant I just have one night where Im queen? It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. You know with all the horrible crap Ive been through in my life now I get to add that. Her little applause after is just perfect. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. I think I need an agent. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. I'm sick of being backup to Rachel Berry. Unmatched sass and the best . When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. Later, Santana cuts through the dancers and bellows, Dont Forget Me! She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. Rachel: I will totally slap you again. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. (bumps into him) Finn: Hey Santana! Well sometimes I go out by myself, and I look across the water. Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? Santana: A baby? (Looks at Rachel and Kurt) Do you see? She was a professional and her memory was a steel trap. This whole episode is legit queer culture. But since Brittany likes having a pet Irish, Im not gonna explode you. Santana: Those are your nipples. Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. We'll just see if that happens. Its the tiny blue dress. Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. Rant to Rachel and Kurt after they kick her out, New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. Jane Lynch's niece, Megan Doyle, who was an assistant/PA, also mentioned Naya knowing monologues by . I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Love to you, your family, your friends, and your sweet boy. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. I think she was a holiday hoarder. By that point I had felt that way for years. Santana: Okay, look believe what you want, but no one's forcing me to be here. Brittany, maybe its just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Maybe that has something to do with it. I ordered shrimp! Theres no one like you. The year level coordinator called me into his office and demanded I went. All day every day. ". Santana was first introduced in the Glee pilot as one of the popular cheerleaders, alongside Quinn Fabray (Dianna Agron) and Brittany Pierce (Heather Morris)and soon her character grew more . And it worked. All of this vicious, underhanded crap has got to stop. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. My spouse and I have only gone to 1 event, Nik- this is the response that LW needed and I hope she sees it. If I did, would you join me? Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? #acting Rachel: Everybody knew about this but me? Santana to Mr. Schuester, Bad Reputation. Santana: It's all a part of being a mentor. Im just too tired. Oh, no wait, wait a second, the assignment wasn't make everything about Rachel Berry and force everyone to watch, was it? Santana: I'm sure you did something. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. Non-threatening to the characters inside the show or outside in the audience. Look, my dad's a doctor, and not a tooth doctor, a real one. Every single one of them is a pig except for Mr. Schue and Al RokerLike Gloria Steinem said A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. Santana: Quick, go get some moist towels. You wanna play with me, Kurt? Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. Its last chapter its called I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart). Cosas malas! Oh yeah. Im a star. Santana: Where he will be for the next hour scrubbing the drug shame off of his friction-less body. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e And were lesbians. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. So endlessly grateful to Naya. I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. Hey! Wed love to read your favorite memories in the comments. They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. That Santana contained multitudes, and that not all of those multitudes were nice, changed everything about what positive representation really meant on TV. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Rachel: What did I do?? Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. So please make sure your monologue is within . On the surface, the lyrics themselves arent really even specifically relevant to her situation, but in a way they are on a general level these are words that express a desire to control the uncontrollable, a concern that what you want could slip from your grasp so quickly. You're one to talk, how's about you crack a Four Loko Count Boozy Von Drunk-a-Ton. Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say not worth a buck. Santana: Love stinks. Your pretty little liar gave them to her. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. Santana: Your sexuality? Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. which means I have a killer health plan which pays for everything. Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, Leggo my Eggo. And you know what he does? Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. The easter colored suburban mom clothes, the giant swing, the stock footage feeling of it all. Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think? Santana: Who, Rachel? Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Of course they have fake IDs. Brittany: Mm hm. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. Thank you, Finn, especially. Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. He lets go of my Eggo! Santana, Quinn and Brittany, The Purple Piano Project. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Santana: Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland. It'll be great for my image and Coach Sylvester will totally promote me to Head Cheerleader. Waitress: But you ate it all. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! Now my suggestion is that we drag him, bound and gagged, to a tattoo parlor for a tramp stamp that reads Tips Appreciated or Congratulations, Youre My 1,000th Customer', Santana to Kurt about Sebastian, Michael. Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! And I dont wanna fight anymore, Im just too tired. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. Santana: I don't even think you need all these beauty products, Rachel, cause they're not really having the desired effect. Ill always remember Naya happy. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. Maybe he got tired of watching you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no one with. 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. And they GET to dance with each other? If he doesnt get it then he doesnt deserve to have you as his campaign manager. Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, You know what, I Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. So many amazing moments. Do you know where she keeps it? Why would I Why would I want that? Santana: Well sure, if he doesnt care about seeing in three dimension. Have fun riding on Rachel's coattails for the rest of your life, although, you know what, I would just watch out for her come holiday time if I were him, because if I were her, I'd stick a stent in one of those boobs and let the Finn blubber light the Hanukkah lamp for eight magical nights. Thank you Naya. Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. See I dont go here anymore, sue, and that means I can finally tell you exactly what I think of you. Here is an example monologue one can utilize in Dr. Ganisin's class when present Olivier - Copy - An analysis of Confessions of an Actor, Secret Life of Walter MItty acting classess, ACT - Acting terminology along with some history - Beginning Acting at Georgia State. Thank you, guys. Santana: Oh yeah? It was that damn Trouty Mouth. Brittany: I don't want to known as a quitter. with a Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. It was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray. Because even when Glee was at its worst, Santana always seemed to be the voice of reason. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. Ive written a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. A sex-tape that follows me around to this very day.Look up at my in the internet right now. In the original, the unicorn was riding you. Its important because, before Santana Lopez, basically every character we considered positive lesbian representation was: a) white, and b) nice. But nothing is as eternally hilarious to me maybe on TV ever as Santanas Yeast-I-Stat commercial. We don't have a choice. I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? She gave so much to this character even when the writers were preoccupied with the other more obvious underdogs. Those romantic saps. This is for us. Maybe that's why we love each other so much and slap each other. You know? I mean, bake sales are kind of bougie. Santana: The truth about what? Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! She was right, and she mattered, even if she was just a teenager. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. And by that, I dont mean my friend whos a girl. This is it. Naya was captivating and talented and impossible to ignore, even before her character had a name. "WHAT?! Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. Quinn: Sexting? Brittany: Sweet lady kisses. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. Cant I just have one night where Im queen?. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. Santana: I'm not! How does that sound? They were never about the kind of love she feels for Brittany, or even how she felt about Dani. (Rachel starts crying) Oh God. The whole thing is played perfectly. Oh crap, I think I just realized Im gonna miss you. Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! As many of you know, I didnt watch Glee until earlier this year. This is the first time were experiencing this. Santana: (pushing Quinn) You did this to me! Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. Punctuated with a slap to the face that reverberates through time and I can still hear to this very day, this entire scene had every ounce of Naya Riveras talents on full display. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. 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