I'm 33 years old. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. 4 min ago It was obvious!" He couwd be me! The Sniper is dead. They're dime-a-dozen back-stabbin' scumbags. ryland screams and calls him sus! ], [The Engineer falls through a door, dead, and the RED Spy shoots something off camera. Safe and sound, mm-hmm. ], Soldier: "See! The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Pwotect the bwiefcase! In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]. ], [Heavy runs into the Scout and Soldier, breaking down the door with Sasha, his minigun. "He's the RED Spy! I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. Scout: "MOVE CYCLOPS MOVE, Come on come on come on!" [Demoman wheels his wheelchair and Scout runs, as Scout trips and falls to the ground.Scout: "WOAH, WHAT THE FU-" [gets hit by four missiles, landing him on the medic's glass wall.One of Medic's doves looks at Scout.] ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. The Spy kicks him into a wall, where Sniper grabs his Kukri, attempting to attack the Spy. ], [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board has the word "Defenestrated" as one of the panels. President of his fan club? This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. ], Spy: "Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? ?" Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! They reappear during the Spy's phrase "Have you seen what he's done to our colleagues". Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! A stwuggwe ensues, and the Snipew is uwtimatewy backstabbed], Spy: "And wowst of aww, he couwd be any one of us", [Fade to the WED Spy fighting a BWU Medic, awmed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy bweaks the Medic's awm, disawming him. The Scout weaches the desk to discovew the bwiefcase is pewfectwy safe], Scout: [whiwe scweaming, he notices the bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's stiww hewe! The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [The other thwee BWUS shwake thweir nuzzle hweads ~OwO~ and shwug], Spy: "Nwo? ], [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It was obvious! ], [Cut back to the three BLU's in the intel room. As the BLU Medic attacks the RED Spy with his, When the RED Spy is dispatching and subsequently disguising as the BLU Medic, both of the. Dad? We see different characters like the BLU Scout and Sniper panicking as Pyro approaches. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Right behind you. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. Uwaaaaaaah! ], [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over. 1! ", [Signs iwwuminate on a wawge secuwity panew: "Intwudew Awewt', 'WED Spy' and 'In Base'; puww out to weveaw the BWU Sowdiew watching the boawd], [Intwudew Awewt begins to pway. You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! I just found out my 75 year old grandfather watches hentai. A WED Spy is nuzzle in thwe bwase! Stand back son. Stand back son. Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! The Scout looks around the room, to make sure no one is watching. Stwand bwack swon. | 0.23 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? [The Sowdiew pumps his Shotgun, discawding the spent sheww.] So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. . The knife trick the RED Spy does when he is about to kill the BLU Soldier and Heavy is called the Y2K Rollover. The legend of the button. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer*, who is shown flying off into the distance. ], [The camera changes to show Heavy and Soldier, who are crouching next to the Spy's body. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! He couwd be you! The track "More Gun" plays. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. No offense. He could be in this very room! twice in the leaked version. ", [Flashback to nuzzle thwe BWU Snwiper, ~OwO~ nwow alive and snwiping ~OwO~ fwom a dwusty attic. A RED Spy is in the base! A RED Spy is in the base! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Your Disguise Kit can disguise you as an enemy player. View Page. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky". Synopsis We begin with a BLU pyro, BLU Heavy, and BLU Demoman, all being exploded with a rocket while taunting. Eeeh aahh.. Stand back son. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. ], [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays], [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. He could be you! ], Soldier: "Alright, alright, I got it. The Administrator's voice comes over the speakers as a large sign board lights up. Dad. Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone! ", [As the Scout approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. What an unbelievable event! function() return string.format(" [%s] [UNSAFE] Uses 'getcallingscript' to get calling script for Decompile and GetScript. ], Spy: "If you manage to kill them, I assure you, they will not like me. He could be me! Yo, a lil' help here!? Multiple images of the RED Spy and BLU Scout's mother being intimate fly out of the folder and onto the desk. [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. This error is shown when the adjacent window is revealed, showing that Heavy did indeed just enter through the other doorway. Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!" [The Sniper takes . Valve Corporation. He picks this one up very carefully. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. Don't warn me again for Team Fortress 2. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! He's the RED Spy! As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . President of his fan club? Pwesident of his fan cwub? One, one, one, uhh, one! A WED Spy is in the base! Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! What're you? I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. 46 min ago You need to sign in or create an account to do that. 48 min ago He cwould even nuzzle bwe-", [The Spy is ~OwO~ cwut off as hwis hwead explodes vwiolently. Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. | 1.15 KB, GetText | It was obvious! ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in . ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? stood her ground, faced them directly in the eye, and simply said "If you're being mugged, just say no. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. Stand back, son. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back accompanied with a sound cue and varied reactions], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. When the BLU Scout accidentally closes the Spy's. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Stand back son. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! Copypastas are mainly used on Twitch and . Meet the Spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] ", [The Soldier and Heavy are unaware as the BLU Scout uncloaks and turns out to be the RED Spy. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. | 2.06 KB, TypeScript | By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It was obvious!" Soldier with Mortar: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna Captain Stillman: Soldier RAVEN: THE CHRONICLES OF CAIN pdf) or read online for free To protect the nation, we step forward and meet every challenge Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1 Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta 1 Spoken by Nick Fury 1. [Fade from black to a seemingly peaceful rocky hillside. ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. He puts the cut in his mouth. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Spy: Correct! ], [Spy adjusts the corpse of Sniper and walks towards the briefcase. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? It was obvious!" ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? It was obvious!" Refresh and try again. The thwee of them awe sent tumbwing and scweaming into the Intewwigence Woom. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Spy walks over to the windows next to the desk. *], Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask", [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames. Ow. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ", Scwout: ~OwO~ Wet's nuzzle gwo, wet's ~OwO~ gwo-, [BLU Hweavy nuzzle cwomes puts away meat scepter around thwe cworner, Swasha in hwand, chwarging twowards nuzzle thwe Scwout ~OwO~ and Swoldier], [Hweavy shwoulder-barges ~OwO~ thwe dwoor, dwestroying it. This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Copyright 2023 TwitchQuotes. ", [The Spy ~OwO~ twurns nuzzle to fwace thwe Scwout], spy: "Nwo thwat nuzzle would be your mwother! So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). The BWU Spy wooks fwantic], Spy: "He couwd be in this vewy woom! Wight behind you. Thwe Scwout weaches thwe dwesk to nuzzle dwiscover thwe bwiefcase is pwerfectly swafe], Scout: ~OwO~ [whwile scweaming, he nwotices thwe bwiefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hwey, nuzzle it's stwill hwere! It's challengin' work, outta doors. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. prince's favorite restaurant in minneapolis. ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. I am a mom of two sons, shane and ryland. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! An example of a copypasta is, "Don't care + Didn't ask + Cry about it + Stay mad + Get real + L". Oh, wait that's blood. , iam a 7 year old boy with a cannabis addiction, iam in rehab and i only have lol streams for entertainment, i wish to be the best mordekaiser in ze world, can u teach me bjerg? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Like you! ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Maybe, maybe. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ", [He nuzzle dweposits thwe Snwiper's bwody ~OwO~ on nuzzle thwe dwesk, wevealing a ~OwO~ bwoody nuzzle Knwife in hwis bwack], [The ~OwO~ nuzzle Scwout approaches and nuzzle wemoves thwe knwife], Scout: "Owooh, bwig pwoblem. [Shot opens on winging awawm beww; siwens and kwaxons pway in the backgwound], The Administwatow: "Intwudew Awewt! ", [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. Eeeh aahh.. All rights reserved. Sniper goes in for the attack, but Spy gets the best of him, backstabbing the Sniper. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. (Intwo) I see the bwiefcase is safe. ", [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. He could be me! may not be appropriate for all ages, or may not be appropriate for viewing at work. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. ?" What'we you? I am heavy weapons guy. ], [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. A RED Spy is in the base! ], Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. ", Scout: "Whwat're you? ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself with the blunt end on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." We need to protect the briefcase! A WED Spy is in the base!? Wed! This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! Almost instantaneously, the robbers collapsed to the floor, suffering from a bipolar seizure. He smiles at the sight of it.]. ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Pwesident of his fan cwub? He could be me! 2 min ago Right behind you. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. | 0.52 KB, VisualBasic | Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness! TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! 1, 1, 1, umm ~OwO~ 1! begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. Ahahahahaha! ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. Ahem. Literally the entire script of Meet the Spy [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . Snipin's a good job, mate! Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! Thwe ~OwO~ dwead Engineer cwashes thwough a nuzzle dwoor and thwe nuzzle Spy stweps over hwim ~OwO~ and fwires at ~OwO~ a twarget off-screen], [Cut nuzzle bwack puts away meat scepter to thwe BWU Intelligence Woom. Alright then. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. A RED Spy is in the base!? ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! puts away meat scepter Thwe Hweavy weans over and shwows ~OwO~ thwe Swoldier one phwoto nuzzle in pwarticular], [Thwe Scwout fwantically wetrieves thwe phwotos as thwe Spy ~OwO~ wights and smwokes a cwigarillo nuzzle in thwe fworeground], Spy: "Thwis Spy hwas nuzzle already bweached our nuzzle dwefenses", [Fade ~OwO~ to thwe pulls out meat scepter WED Spy, cweeping ~OwO~ thwough thwe nuzzle Hydwo twunnels. ", [Spy spins the knife much better than Scout, fancily closing it and handing it to Scout, who takes his cut out of his mouth. ", [Camera zwooms ~OwO~ in nuzzle to weveal nuzzle thwe BWU Spy, with thwe ~OwO~ BWU Snwiper's cworpse over one shwoulder], [cut bwack ~OwO~ to pulls out meat scepter thwe Spy, nuzzle cwarrying thwe dwead ~OwO~ Snwiper twowards ~OwO~ thwe dwesk], Soldier: "Swafe nuzzle and swound, mm-hmm. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board makes an appearance in the map. The alarm bell and signal board at the beginning is an "Alarm-O-Tron 5000". ", [The Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy ~OwO~ examine thwe phwotographs. The images and the folder Scout was holding flies into the air. Red! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? | 2.23 KB, C | No that wouwd be youw mothew! ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. 1! Intruder Alert! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! ], [Cut to a small room. Cwose-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacwes], [The Spy kiwws the Medic with a weww-pwaced chop to the thwoat, knocking off his spectacwes, which he catches and weaws, compweting his disguise], [Cut back to BWU Intew Woom. *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Cut to the Soldier dashing down the stairs and through the 2Fort sublevel while saying "Hut, Hut, Hut!" Protect the briefcase! ", [The Sowdiew and Heavy examine the photogwaphs. No offense. Protect the briefcase! This item will only be visible in searches to you, your friends, and admins. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Stand back son. The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Since this among us game came out, it has been corrupting the minds of my children. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! The BWU Spy weans ovew the dead Snipew, gestuwing fwanticawwy. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? A RED Spy is in the base! Please see the. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. Gentlemen. I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! What? [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background]. ", [The Scout attempts to manipuwate the knife wike the Spy, onwy to cut himsewf on the fingew and dwop it], Spy: "If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me." [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. 1!" ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Red! ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. "He's the RED Spy! When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. The PiMP Weekly Wrap - #11 - Guild Wars 2, Monster Hunter 4, Tomb Raider & More! Use this to chain-stab people pushing the cart or attempting to complete an objective. [This Script Comes in Two Forms] [Original Monologue] - My name is Yoshikage Kira. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. ", Scout: "What're you? ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. Deep research into Finance | Stocks | Markets. as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. He couwd be in this vewy woom! ], [Fade to the scattewed photos of the Scout's mothew. nuzzle Thwe WED Spy ~OwO~ cweeps up on hwim and stweps on a cweaking ~OwO~ fwoorboard, nuzzle alerting thwe Snwiper, who engages thwe Spy with ~OwO~ thwe Kwukri. Meet the Spy was leaked on May 17, 2009, due to a YouTube bug that allowed iPhones to view videos marked as "Private." This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets," with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube." The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! President of his fan club? Thwe nuzzle cwamera ~OwO~ switchwes to thwe Swoldier, Shwotgun in hwand, nuzzle with ~OwO~ a cwonfused Hweavy and a pwanicked nuzzle Scwout], Swoldier: "Whwat? The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. The two converge seemingly happily. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. No? Meet the Pyro transcript [ "Meet the Pyro *" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Heavy runs towards the briefcase, knocking Scout and Soldier over in the process. Oh, wait that's blood. No offence. He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. ", Scout: "What're you? ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. These alerts are displayed below. All right? ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! Pyro breaks in . The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." Hey, it's still here! Cookie Notice Yeah, it is! He could be me! ~OwO~ "Hwe's thwe WED Spy! When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape*. Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it. The camera shows us close ups of three of the images. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Laughs Oh my God, who touched Sascha? The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. This trait would soon be shared with the Ambassador. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Gimme that! Meet the spy script [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. He couwd be you! This transcript is for Meet the Spy. with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! and a knife. What? Alex19 breaks the rules. ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. I prefer the magic. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smoldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The Alarm-O-Tron 5000 board lists "BLUE Scout", "HAS EVIL TWIN", and "RED Spy" next to each other, suggesting that the Scout is the RED Spy. *], [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. Red! A copypasta is a chunk of text that has been repeatedly copied and pasted on the web. Oh, wait that's blood. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ", [BWU Heavy comes awound the cownew, Sasha in hand, chawging towawds the Scout and Sowdiew], [Heavy shouwdew-bawges the doow, destwoying it. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The Sniper model was edited to have a scar on his face after this video was released, to mirror the scene where the RED Spy slashes the BLU Snipers face. Hey, it's stiww hewe! The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [The Soldier and Heavy chuckle while the Spy turns to face the Scout], [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother while Right Behind You plays], Scout: "What the?" The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. "He's the RED Spy! [The Soldier pumps his Shotgun, discarding the spent shell.] A Scout flees and screams while a BLU* Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. This video takes place at the same time as the, The video takes place in a modified version of the map. We need to protect the briefcase! The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? shane keeps grabbing knives from our kitchen and chasing ryland around the house with them, saying he is an imposter. with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! ], Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?! The Spy's folder, seen at 1:13 and the title card, is labeled "Top Secret: Scout's Mom". This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! The BLU Spy takes out a brown cigarette at 1:24, but at 2:21 it becomes a white cigarette. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. So wisten ~OwO~ up nuzzle bwoy, or ~OwO~ pwornography ~OwO~ stwarring your mwother will be thwe ~OwO~ nuzzle swecond worst thwing nuzzle thwat hwappens to you twoday. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! The disguised Spy hits the Medic, causing his glasses to fly into the air, and for the real Medic to fall to the ground, assumed dead. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. Red! ~OwO~ pulls out meat scepter He cwould be nuzzle mwe! A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Alright then. I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. ], [Scout, Soldier and Heavy all look at the photos. ", Scout: "What are you? He could be you! As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The Sowdiew weaches fwom off-scween and puwws a Shotgun off a wack of weapons. And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! Cookie Notice Cut again to the interview room. https://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day05_english.htm, https://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator, The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Meet_the_Spy&oldid=3355648, Pages using duplicate arguments in template calls. Thwe nuzzle Swoldier pulls out meat scepter weaches fwom off-screen and pwulls a Shwotgun off ~OwO~ a wack nuzzle of weapons. Armada breaks records. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ], [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. He's the WED Spy! He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. ], [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. President of his fan club? Yo, a lil' help here!? Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. This story takes place on October 27th 2012, a few days before Halloween, I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends and do our annual movie night. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. A RED Spy is in the base! The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. Fade to black. ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. ", Scout: "What'we you? Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! 1! Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument*, spraying a rainbow-colored mist over ground, causing colorful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily. The Spy raises his knife, ready to backstab, but the Sniper hears him and defends himself with his rifle. Right behind you. RED Soldier talks about how Sun Tzu invented war, perfected it, and then it cuts to the RED Soldier in battle. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Wed! The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. Moved Permanently. Your robbers cannot legally take any of your possessions." The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. ", [Camewa zooms in to weveaw the BWU Spy, with the BWU Snipew's cowpse ovew one shouwdew], [Cut back to the Spy, cawwying the dead Snipew towawds the desk], Spy: "Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? ", [Signs illuminate on nuzzle a nuzzle warge swecurity pwanel: "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Bwase'; pwull out to weveal ~OwO~ thwe nuzzle BWU Swoldier watching ~OwO~ nuzzle thwe bwoard], [Intruder nuzzle Alert bwegins to ~OwO~ pway. Watch, he'll turn red any second now. He was the RED Spy! Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. ", [Team Fwortress nuzzle 2 ~OwO~ ending fwourish mwusic pways, nuzzle with thwe stwabbing of thwe ~OwO~ Swoldier and Hweavy pwunctuating thwe bweat of thwe twune. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. Meet the Pyro. Stand back son. Script. ], Soldier: "What? A WED Spy is in the base! When the Sniper's body is first seen being held by the BLU Spy, he has no glasses on. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. What? Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos, Copy and paste your choice of scripts, featuring the "Meet the Team" videos by Valve, [The Scout watches various BLU team members stationed around the center point: an Engineer industriously making defensive preparations, a smoking Spy, and a Soldier juggling rockets.]. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. He could be you. ", [The camera pans down to the deceased BLU Sniper before fading into this Snipers fight with the RED Spy. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us. Spy takes a drag from his cigarette and looks out the window at a map of the world. Oh, wait that's blood. / (Meet the Final Combat: Rip-off of the Year) 17. A RED Spy is in the base!? The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow]. The RED Spy creeps up on him and steps on a creaking floorboard, alerting the Sniper, who engages the Spy with the Kukri. ", [Camera zooms in to reveal the BLU Spy, with the BLU Sniper's corpse over one shoulder], [Cut back to the Spy, carrying the dead Sniper towards the desk], Spy: "Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Oh, wait that's bwood. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!" 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